Home after ...A 30-minute Dominican taxi ride through the mountains at 7:30 a.m. that included picking up a drunk French guy with a fresh gash in his head.
A 4-hour bus ride through the country, in which someone threw something at one of the bus windows while we were moving, shattering the window.
A 30-minute taxi ride from Santo Domingo to the airport in a station wagon, which some people in the country call a limousine.
A 3-hour plane ride to Atlanta sitting next to the crabbiest woman I ever met.
About the crying kids ...
"Someone should sedate them."
"They are forming a conspiracy."About the stewardess with the stewardess in earshot ...
"What a ditz!"About the movie
Invincible ...
"They obviously don't call holding."About the alarm in the airport ...
"What the HELL is that?"A 1-hour walk through the airport in Atlanta to find out our plane was cancelled, get our hotel voucher and receive our "overnight kit" complete with an XL white, see-through T-shirt and some horrible tasting toothpaste.
A 30-minute wait for the airport shuttle to take us to the hotel.
A 2-minute looney jumping on the beds "we're in America" session.
A 1.5-hour flight to Cincinnati.
A 3.5-hour layover and lunch in Cincinnati.
A 1-hour flight to St. Louis in a baby plane.
A 1-hour wait for our luggage in the mess called "baggage claim" at Lambert.
A 30-minute ride to St. Charles to get my car from Meg's, wearing sandals, no jacket and a hat made out of palm leaves. *Not too appropriate for the weather
A 30-minute drive from St. Charles to home.
It was actually a fun and adventurous 48 hours of travel, but, boy, it's good to be home. :-)