"Mom, did you empty your purse into our stockings this year?"
My mom is a famous stocking stuffer. This year some of the usuals were missing - the Walgreens chapstick and the fuzzy socks. Oh, but there were some fine additions. Such as the lint brush, super glue and Sharpie. My favorite addition to the collection was the Weight Watchers snack. Only 1 point!
My mom is a famous stocking stuffer. This year some of the usuals were missing - the Walgreens chapstick and the fuzzy socks. Oh, but there were some fine additions. Such as the lint brush, super glue and Sharpie. My favorite addition to the collection was the Weight Watchers snack. Only 1 point!
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Aside from the usual gum, mints, Excedrin and shaving cream, Santa left me four mini bottles of vodka and two mini bottles of Grand Marinier in my stocking. I guess I was a very good boy this year.
we all know that santa is the one who fills the stockings...not your beautiful mother
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